Chips are a wonderful invention. They compliment one's sandwiches so well. Some people even put the chips INSIDE their sandwiches, which seems a little strange to me, but who am I to burst their happy chip bubble?
As I sat here reveling in this wonderful addition to our American diet, I remembered my long-standing frustration with this food item. Namely, why are chips made in anything BUT bite-size? Why are the large chips considered the "normal" size? The regular size should be re-named "crumble on your shirt" size! Why do they even make a chip that doesn't fit in a normal person's mouth? (some of you are pretty good a putting a shoe in your mouth so I imagine that a chip is nothing!)
Think about it, either you attempt to stuff a whole chip in your mouth and end up with a nacho cheese powder ring around your lips, or you try to politely bite off a piece, and the whole chip crumbles into your lap!
Maybe the first person who invented chips had an abnormally large mouth, but why should we all have to suffer because of it! The reason we see no change is that the elitists in the chip manufacturing world are disconnected with the real world. They don't know the chip-eating struggles of the working middle-class! Who's gonna stand up for the little guy?
Let me encourage all of you to join my "Bite The Big Chip" campaign and boycott anything but bite-size chips. Together, we can send a message to all those big-city chip manufacturers!
....Why do I keep writing about food?......
5 comments:
What's up with the food posts? ;)
I totally agree. I think big chips are racist. Everyone knows that guys have bigger mouths than girls...:)
lol!
I agree (as I try to stuff a large chip into my not-overly-large-yet-sufficiently-large-enough-to-get-me-in-trouble mouth...)...
If I were running for office, I would propose stiff fines for chip manufacturers that cater only to the large-mouth demographic. We must require that for every large chip created, an equal amount of bite-size chips must be made as well. And we could hand out subsidies for companies that would manufacture only bite-size chips, and increase the taxes for those companies that continue to produce only large 'normal' chips.
Speaking of chips, did you leave any for me, or did you eat them all?? ;)
I knew what you meant, Jessena ;) And you're pretty much right!
Statesman: Great plan. You should totally run! I'll build up my "Bite the Big Chip" movement, and you'll have a huge group of supporters ready to work for you ;)
And no, I didn't eat any of your precious chips today. I opted for salad, sooooo.....but we did have a little accident. *ahem....Dandy really enjoyed the myriad of chip crumbs on the floor! :D
I'm astounded at your dizzying intellect.
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